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Birthday

There are many ways to look at birthdays, but let’s get this year’s figures out of the way first:

Cards received: 1 (Thanks to my friends who have stalls at Liverpool Markets).

Presents received: 2 (One freshly caught fish, flathead, from one of my customers. One $20 note).

Phonecalls: 4 (Dad, Sophie, Karimah, Shannon).

Facebook wall posts: 130+

 

Shannon called after I’d finished work, he and Eleanor invited me over for dinner. It was a lovely relaxing evening, thanks guys.

 

I really want a gathering or party. Maybe lots of meals/outings with small groups of friends. I feel like a neglected hermit for the most part, and want to get out and see people.

Some of the crappy feelings stem from a lot of thinking I’ve been doing about life lately. I don’t like the hermit I’ve become. A number of people have commented recently on how I used to be such a social person, and now I’m just not there.

 

I want to change, I want to get out, but I’m going to need help. I’m going to need YOUR help.

Telstar TX5 – immobiliser

Since the day I bought the car, the TX5 has had issues with the alarm and immobiliser, and the central locking has simply not worked.

 

I’d had enough, I went down to Frankie’s and asked them to check it out.

They told me it was best to rip the old one out, as it was both rubbish, and not playing nice. The central locking was replaced also, as the old stuff had become weak over time, and simply couldn’t move the locks anymore.

I decided to go with something that was insurance-approved, and after it was installed, I discovered that it had a built-in turbo timer. Rather glad of that, because I forgot to ask for it in the list of features.

 

Now that the locks all work, and I have keyless entry, I can concentrate on flogging the crap out of the car, and fixing what breaks (and what’s already broken).

Auslan assessment #3

Last Wednesday we had our third Auslan video assessment. Basically we sit with a teacher (in this case, Ros), and they video record a signed conversation with us.

 

I made one idiotic mistake, a sign I learned in my first week at class. “late”. I’ve used this sign every week, multiple times a week. There’s simply no way to explain how stupid I feel for getting it wrong.

Instead of moving my finger towards me when lifting away from where my watch would be (if I wore one), I moved my finger away. Luckily it was the only mistake in the entire conversation.

 

The Monday previous to our assessment the class had learned some new things about spatial awareness, and emergency situations that were thrown in to the assessment. If I had been in class that day, I probably would have learned them too.

I consider myself to be a fairly cautious kinda guy. Fairly aware of my surroundings, first to lift my drink as a running child approaches, so that there won’t be a spill.

When Ian and I sat down to go over the video, obviously he pointed out the mistake. During the conversation I finger-spelt “drunk”, because I didn’t know the sign for it, so he showed me the sign. Ian seemed happy when I reacted properly to the surprises thrown in to the assessment, so all up I have a good feeling about it.

 

The only thing left now is to mark it properly, and give individual grades to things like non manual features, finger-spelling, movement, things like that.

Fingers crossed. I’m hoping to see some fives (out of five). Last time I was assessed I scored all-fours, some bordering on fives. I would really like to see that I’ve improved.

I had hoped that we would return to normal learning in TAFE today, so I was somewhat disappointed when we were told that we would be reviewing the videos of our assessments last week.

 

Ian, one of our teachers, told us about his weekend, where he had gone to see the new Harry Potter movie with the new closed captions device CaptiView.

Recently I read an article about some bimbo having gone to the movies, and complaining about seeing subtitles on the screen (open captioning). Personally, I’ve never seen subtitles in a cinema before aside from when I was in Holland, or when a character is speaking a different language, and we are shown English subs.

A year ago I would have been slightly confused about English subs in an English movie, but I probably would have figured it out. I certainly wouldn’t have gone on a massively public rant about how inconvenienced I was by it.

 

So now that we’re all clear on what Open Captioning is, the new CaptiView is Closed Captioning.

The CaptiView is a small OLED display which has three lines of text reading out what’s happening in the movie.

The display has traffic-light-like blinders on it, so reduce distraction to those around you, and can also display musical notes so that it can tell you when the display is showing a song being sung, or music being played. Technically, being OLED, it should be able to display pretty-much anything.

 

Open Captions is white text at the bottom of the screen. Not hard to read, when that area of the screen is dark, but the lighter the area gets, the harder the text becomes to read. Ever tried reading white on white? CaptiView displays green text, and the device (thus background) is black. Very easy to read.

I asked Ian if it was difficult looking up at the screen, and down at the device, and he described to the class how it mounted in to your cupholder, so you could sit anywhere in the cinema, and it had a long bendable arm, so you could locate the device anywhere in your viewing area, to make it a little easier. Apparently it did not take much getting used to.

 

I have always been a big fan of technology, and without having seen or used this device, I like what I’m reading, so far.

 

What I like:

Better contrast (Green on black).

Less distraction for others (blinders and no text on the movie screen).

Usable from any seat in the theatre.

Moving from one movie per day/week to being able to have several movies/sessions per day with only one theatre.

 

What I don’t like:

It’s not being implemented in every theatre of every cinema.

 

For more information on how this is being implemented, please follow this link.

You can also check out this YouTube video for a quick (verbal) brief from a representative of the company that makes them.

 

Now to go see a movie with one of my Deaf friends, and see this thing in use.

Apple iPhone iOS5 beta

A while ago, I decided I would beta test iOS5. It’s been an interesting ride, so far.

 

Beta 1:

Pretty-much exactly what I expected. A basic preview of what’s to be expected in iOS5, rife with bugs and program crashes.

The view in to location based reminders was awesome, pity it didn’t work yet. I set about 8 location based reminders, I think one of them worked, the third time I got to the place.

Notifications quickly became my new favourite feature. Having them stack up on the lock screen is very handy.

 

Beta 2:

Again, exactly what I expected. Bug fixes, increased stability, still lots of bugs.

Reminders started working a lot more often, at least 50% of the time now.

More polish on the notifications. Now as it comes in, it lights up the screen, and shows only the current notification. Pressing the home button shows you all those you have missed.

 

Beta 3:

I don’t know about anyone else’s experience, but after a chat with WauloK I discovered that I wasn’t alone in my hatred of this release. Everything seemed to become so unstable. Programs that used to run now won’t. Facebook app keeps telling me there’s no internet connection. Twitter app crashes every time I try to look at my profile, or at other random intervals.

The one feature I was not aware had been activated was software update.

I’d become so accustomed to having to back up, synchronize, then smash my head against the keyboard repeatedly while I mess around downloading the new beta, installing it, rebooting, losing all my app placements, replacing them, re-synchronising, ARGH!

Software update wouldn’t work on 3g, I’m not sure why. WauloK reported that his worked fine. When I got home I rebooted the phone, and went in to software update. It was already downloading the new update, and the install went flawlessly.

 

Beta 4:

So, is it more stable? Barely.

IPB still won’t let me in to the settings.

Facebook is still less stable than Charlie Sheen on a good day.

Twitter is the only win so far. While I haven’t yet had the chance to use it for any amount of time, I can at least go in to my profile.

We’ll see where this goes from now.

Auslan on my travels

I’ve told anyone who would give me more than three seconds bout my travels lately. Where I’ve been, what I’m doing. It’s been a great three weeks, and I’ve enjoyed every moment of it.

What I haven’t talked about much is that I was able to use my Auslan while I was away.

 

In Melbourne, even though I visited both Deaf Children Australia and the Victorian College for the Deaf (the school that Frederick J Rose started in 1860), I didn’t meet any Deaf people, nor did I get the opportunity to sign.

In Brisbane, I arrived about an hour before an Auslan social (I got up at midnight, so I could drive to Brisbane, and be there in time for the social) and met a lovely Deaf guy named John. John, some other people and myself sat in the cafe drinking coffees for four hours or so during which we talked about travel mainly, with John detailing his experiences traveling to Israel, and dealing with the military presence there.

 

My friend, Rick, is also interested in Auslan, so being that I didn’t buy him anything for his birthday, I enrolled him in the Auslan 1 (Introduction to Auslan) course in his local area. As it turns out, John will be teaching the course.

 

Towards the end of my time in Brisbane, I went on a car cruise with a whole bunch of other cars. While we were all hanging out at a corner shop waiting for our food, I saw one of the girl jokingly sign “bitch” to a guy who had mocked something she said. He joking replied with the sign “mental”, so I signed “I know that sign..”.

There was a little surprise over everyone’s ability to sign (however limited all of us were). Auslan is not the most widely used language, and I would think it more common to run in to someone who speaks Dutch, than it would be to find another (non-Deaf) person who signs well enough to have a basic conversation.

 

Speaking of basic conversations, I received a letter from TAFE today, and it stated that I was “competent” in the modules I have completed, including “Use of simple Auslan for personal purposes”.

Bundaberg

It’s 4pm, on a “horrible” day in Bundaberg. At least that’s what the locals tell me.

It’s overcast, which I quite like, and according to them, it’s wet and windy.

If it was any more summer-like, I’d be looking for an air-conditioner. It’s 20 degrees, and their version of windy means someone over-heard their neighbour say that his second-cousin’s grandmother saw a leaf move.

Autumn, Winter and Spring are beautiful up here. Summer is a little too extreme for my liking, but I generally sit indoors anyway, so it doesn’t matter much to me.

 

I went out for lunch and, at quarter to three, the shops on the main street started closing. The owner of the take-away/cafe told me that he could hear a schooner calling his name, so it was time to close up. While late night shopping technically exists here, last night I noticed the doors to the bank were open a shade before 8, and I remarked about my surprise that the banks stayed open for late night shopping, too.

Apparently “late night” means 6pm or 7pm, and the most likely reason for the doors to the bank to be open at this hour was voted ‘robbery in progress’.

It really is a sleepy old town here, but I do like the atmosphere and the old buildings.

Melbourne

Friends aside, the reason I went to Melbourne is to pick up my 1989 Ford Telstar TX5 Turbo, so I’ll start there.

 

I bought the car around nine months ago, and since then it’s been sitting either at Jeff’s, or Dion’s place. Unfortunately I didn’t get to hang out with Dion much when I picked up the car, as he and his family were about to sit down for dinner.

 

My first impressions of the TX5 were very positive. That said, it was night time.

The next morning I checked it out more, and found a lot of issues. Over the next three days, I ran around Melbourne from place to place picking up bits and pieces until I saw a guy on TX5forums parting out a whole car. A few text messages later and I got to his place, and tore the car apart.

Steve was very good about letting me take his car apart, and take any bits I needed for a little recompense .

 

State of the car right now:

Dash lights fixed.

Buggered tyre – fixed.

I also have a shed-load of parts, like a replacement clock, replacement switches, a new timing belt cover, a replacement steering wheel.

 

Issues I haven’t seen to are a grinding noise from the front left rotating assembly. Either a stuffed bearing, or stuffed brakes. We’ll find out soon, I hope.

 

This all sounds very negative, so far, so let me touch on the positive. It’s a cheap-to-run four cylinder, with a little power to keep me happy. I don’t think I could drive a gutless car all day, every day.

The body is in decent condition and the interior is the best I have ever seen. Those two things alone make me fairly happy. I like a nice comfortable interior that looks close to new.

 

Right now, it’s sitting outside on the driveway, parked next to Violent Crumble. Cars will be the death of me, so much work to do.

Jim’s skip bins

20110620-124944.jpgI think today is the day that I’ve been dreading in all of this. The arrival of the skip bin means that the clean-up of mum’s house is nearly over, and the house is not too far from being sold.

 

I’m really not looking forward to it, and I sure as hell don’t want to move somewhere else. I’ve spoken to every bank, every mortgage broker, but due to my business being too new, none of them could help me.

 

Back to the skip bin.. I’ve used Jim’s franchises before, like Jim’s Mowing for example, and my experiences have always been positive, so it stands to reason that when I needed something new, they were one of the businesses that I investigated.

 

I have to say that I wasn’t exactly surprised to find that Jim’s were one of the cheaper skip bins around, and while they weren’t THE cheapest, the fact that Jim’s has always done right by me ensured I would use them again.

 

So there it is, sitting on the driveway, I’ll start loading it with some crap today. Adam is coming over tomorrow to help me get a start on the garage. That should be interesting, the garage has been neglected for quite some time, and is full of all sorts of crap I don’t want. Who knows, maybe we’ll clear it out enough to park Violent Crumble in there.

After class today I was chatting with one of my teachers, Ida, and she told me that she would like to see me enrol in a certificate 3 in Auslan.

I’m aware that the Deaf community is in need of more interpreters, and I’m curious if the suggestion came because of a need in the community, or because I’m picking up Auslan relatively well.

 

I like to think that I’m doing well in my studies, but I couldn’t hold my own in a conversation with a Deaf person if my life depended on it. Sure, I can cover subjects like my work, my studies, my car, etc. I can even carry very basic conversation, if the the other person slows down for me.

 

Seeing that I’m heading to Melbourne soon, I thought I might drop by the Victorian College for the Deaf. A school started by Fredrick J Rose in 1860. The iconic building that I’m hoping to see and photograph was opened for lessons in 1866, and is still open to this day.

Seeing that I like cemeteries, I might also pop in to St Kilda cemetery and snap a photo or two of Fred’s grave.

 

Back to my Auslan. I would like to enrol in the certificate 3 course next year.I’ve no idea if I want to take the day course for one year, or the night course for two years. Obviously I would prefer to complete it in one year, but I work Fridays during the day, so I wouldn’t be able to attend classes.

I really don’t like the idea of taking two years to complete it, though. The only upside to night class is that Martyn, from my current class, is considering doing it too, and it would be awesome being in the same class.