Archive for the ‘Quote of the day’ Category

QOTD – A workshop manual

Posted: 19th January 2010 by Striker in Quote of the day
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The vehicle is made up of inedible parts. On no account must any parts be bitten, sucked, chewed or swallowed.

QOTD – phonecall received

Posted: 8th January 2010 by Striker in EvilHouse, Quote of the day, Striker
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Me: “Hello?” Caller: “Hi, I’m looking to speak to Marion Bron” Me: “She passed away about three months ago” Caller: “So this is not her contact number?” Idiot.

Quote of the day

Posted: 3rd January 2010 by Striker in Quote of the day
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Read on a Tshirt worn by a girl: Spooning leads to forking.