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QOTD – A workshop manual

The vehicle is made up of inedible parts. On no account must any parts be bitten, sucked, chewed or swallowed.

QOTD – phonecall received

Me: “Hello?”

Caller: “Hi, I’m looking to speak to Marion Bron”

Me: “She passed away about three months ago”

Caller: “So this is not her contact number?”

Idiot.

Quote of the day

Read on a Tshirt worn by a girl: Spooning leads to forking.