The vehicle is made up of inedible parts. On no account must any parts be bitten, sucked, chewed or swallowed.

Me: “Hello?”

Caller: “Hi, I’m looking to speak to Marion Bron”

Me: “She passed away about three months ago”

Caller: “So this is not her contact number?”

Idiot.

Read on a Tshirt worn by a girl: Spooning leads to forking.